Where Is Bill?

Where is Bill?
He's got some news
He's got the information
I need to use

Is he on the Internet?
Is he on the street?
Will I get a call or letter?
When exactly will we meet?

Bill, you have the facts
That I really need to know
I'm eagerly a-waiting
For your face to show

Please contact me Bill
Please man, make it snappy
For you're the one who holds the key
Of which will make me truly happy